Hi. These are words about games I’ve played.

I used to run some gaming websites, but those are all gone now. Right around When The World Ended, I found myself writing about games again. I don’t really know why, it just seemed like a good idea. I had thoughts and didn’t have a place for them, and I know better than to shout into the void of Twitter or Reddit, so I shouted into a text editor.

Several years on and I have now written a bunch of words about a bunch of games, so here’s a website. I try to write at least a little about any game I consider myself “done” with, either because I squeezed all the gaming enjoyment out of it, or because it infuriated me.

Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth (2024)

Final Fantasy Kiwami 7: Like a Sephiroth
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Pepper Grinder (2024)

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Balatro (2024)

A game about making and breaking rules pretending to be a game about Poker
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Mario vs. Donkey Kong (2024)

Nintendo again begs for us to invent a new term in the port-remaster-remake spectrum
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Brotato (2024)

Bite-Sized Review for a Bite-Sized Game
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Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown (2024)

A perfectly fine Metroidvania
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Pikmin 1+2 (2023)

Clearing more red out of my ledger of Game Crimes
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Cobalt Core (2024)

Slay The Faster Than Light Spire
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Suika Game (2023)

Best Genre-defining Game of 2023
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Your 2023 End of Year Round-Up

2023 was a truly ludicrous year of gaming. Maybe not on the scale of 1998, but man there were a whole lot of great games. Best Indie: A very close toss-up between Dredge, Cocoon, and Sea of Stars… but my heart says Sea of Stars if I had to choose. (Edit: Suika Game and Cobalt Core also get big big big late honorable mentions, but Sea of Stars was still the one I enjoyed the most.
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